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And One More Thing...

I hate about winter:

My normally super dramatic, REALLY picky dog, who won't dare step in the "bathroom" part of the backyard, unless she has to take 20 minutes to choose her spot and GOD FORBID she step in something, likes to munch on frozen dog poop. Ewww. Why oh why? Something that she would give a wide berth to when it's above 32 degrees out, gets super attractive when frozen. And the back of my house faces north, so the dog crap stays frozen longer. Just gross. So now I have to stand out there in -473 degree weather in the dark, and watch her, so she doesn't eat the crap. She also likes to dig up the frozen poop sticks if they've been buried by snow.

Good thing she is NOT a face lick-y dog.

Damn you Killian! Your whole "innocent nun" act works on me NO MORE.

See, your brother doesn't EAT POOP. He is the GOOD ONE. He only ate part of the sofa arm when he didn't feel well that one time. Oh wait, maybe that's why he's crated during the day now. But still. At least he doesn't munch on poop!

Seriously...is it time for vacation yet? I really, really, really need it to be at least April. So I can enjoy THIS, or some such nonsense. Stat. Someone send me a drink or 20.

I'm sending you a virtual blue ocean now. :)

If Killian didn't eat poop, we'd be minus one good band name (Digging up poopsicles)

Aw, look how cute they are! You can't stay mad. Sampson, on occasion, has eaten poop and IS a licker. YUCK. But never frozen, only when apparently the other dog has eaten something uh, tasty. Did I say YUCK? Oh, where was that picture taken? Looks lovely!

I thought poop eating was a sign of a dietary imbalance.

damnit. i need the beach.

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