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The Good, The Bad, The Bad, The Bad and The Ugly

Things about this week.

The good:
- We get free massages at work tomorrow (from a PROFESSIONAL, not a free-for-all geek molestation)
- The cable company screwed up and on one of my TVs, I now have free DVR! I can record anything I want. OK, so I don't watch much TV, but I have a couple shows I might just record. heh-heh
- I get to go to my grandpa's this weekend to hang out with him. He's one cool dude. 90 years old. Fought in D-Day. Makes cheesy jokes.
- With any luck, I'll get the rest of my W-2's and be able to do my taxes. I love tax time! No matter how much I try to break even, I always get some cash back. Woo-hoo!
- Back to my grandpa. He gave me some $$$ to deposit and then donate to charity so I can get the tax deduction next year. Plus a little "finder's fee". Which I will need for a spa day for dealing with the rest of the crapola in this post. See below...

The bad, bad, bad:
- The bruise on my shin from severely whacking it on the deck stairs a few weeks ago is still not gone. What the hell? I know I'm all pasty and whatnot at the moment, but geesh. And it still hurts. And is kind of greenish.
- I am working so much this week, that by the time I leave work, I'm pretty much speaking jibberish. Or in tongues. Hard to decipher Mental exhaustion + driving home = not fun.
- I can't sleep, even though I'm burnt out. See above.
- Work. Sucks.
- Cold weather sucks. Yes, I know it's January. Shut up. It's MY shitty ass week.

The ugly:
- People who are just rude are truly getting on my last nerve this week. I'm about to write a bunch of people off who have no common courtesy. Call it an early spring house cleaning of my friends and acquaintances inventory.
- Two of my main technical guys who don't report to me, but work on my 20ish projects put in their resignations. Not good. I asked one today if he could leave one of his brain lobes behind in case we need his knowledge. I'm bummed.
- Just as I'm about to make a bunch of calls to set up some fun and exciting doctor's appointments and coordinate my health care for February, I get a letter in the mail from my insurance company stating my primary doctor is no longer in the network. Effective immediately. Greeeeaaat. Now I have to find a new one, somehow get them to look at my file, and then direct me on how and who is going to coordinate all the results of the tests and next steps. Oh, and I get to have a lot of blood drawn. A LOT. And get injected with yucky dye. But hey, that's not until NEXT month. Phew.

So for once, I will really be meaning TGIF. Just so I can get some peace of mind and get thoughts of kicking people squarely in the junk out of my head.

Unless you volunteer to let me kick you in the junk. In which case, thanks!

We have something in common. I have a bruise on my wang from constantly whacking off.

Even though it's a professional massage, be certain to ask about the possibility of a "happy ending."

Dang, you need a box with a BIG hole in it if you know what I mean, wink wink. Hey, apparently it's "Leave Sexual Innuendo Comments" on your blog today. :) As I've always told myself, "There's truly no shame in drinking alone." Of course, if you do that, it will be Monday again before you know it and you'll really need the weekend that you drank away...Sorry about the doctor thing - that is just awful!! The whole healthcare system is ridiculous. A sick person pretty much needs a PhD to figure out how to get treated in this country. Good luck! Hey, who's being rude to you? Let's hear about it so we can make fun of them.

i hate you. i haven't been checking because you were on hiatus.

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