I Almost Wish I Had Been Drinking...
UPDATE: 2/7...BESIDES THE SNOW, I GET TO SAY NAH-NAH-NAH-HAH, UVA IS #1 IN THE ACC, BABY! OK, PROBABLY ONLY FOR LIKE A WEEK, BUT STILL. GO HOOS!
Yesterday, to start my week, the girl who runs the football pool came over with a fistful of cash. And gave it to my co-worker who sits behind me. He didn't even know he'd won 2 quarters. $500. And then she looks at me and says "Man, you were winning for a really long time. So close." Thus starts my week. Close, but no cigar.
THEN last night, I dreamed that I was some kind of child care mediator between Britney Spears and K-Fed. And I was holding counseling sessions with them. Individually. And in my dreams, they were borderline quasi-normal human beings. Sort of.
What the crap? This cannot be good.
I may need to start drinking. I believe I will commence during the MD/UVA basketball game tonight.
Yesterday, to start my week, the girl who runs the football pool came over with a fistful of cash. And gave it to my co-worker who sits behind me. He didn't even know he'd won 2 quarters. $500. And then she looks at me and says "Man, you were winning for a really long time. So close." Thus starts my week. Close, but no cigar.
THEN last night, I dreamed that I was some kind of child care mediator between Britney Spears and K-Fed. And I was holding counseling sessions with them. Individually. And in my dreams, they were borderline quasi-normal human beings. Sort of.
What the crap? This cannot be good.
I may need to start drinking. I believe I will commence during the MD/UVA basketball game tonight.
Better safe than sober. That's what I always say. Or at least it was before I got old and quit drinking.
Posted by
tfg |
2/6/07 1:56 PM
Oh crack me up!! Counseling Brit Brit and K-Fed--I hope they paid well. Probably wanted to pay you in crack.
Posted by
Katherine |
2/6/07 7:24 PM