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My Week Is Complete...

Already. It's only Monday. And yet, the following "completes me":

- someone madly searching for "dum dum dress" and landing on my blog
- and someone searching for "nun eats poop"

And no, I did not, once again, have any steak in Omaha. What the hell? How is it I go to Omaha and Texas for work and NOT have steak? Although I did have a lot of alcohol, so that appeases me. For now. Meanwhile, the "m" key has fallen off the keyboard of my work laptop. A couple weeks ago, it was the "c" key. Conspiracy?

The "nun eats poop" search was mine.

The only way to handle Texas is with A LOT of alcohol...so ya done good.

The only reason to go to Omaha is the steak. Well, that and slow moving sheep.

no m no c
you won't be able to type mother fker

Ha, I love it! No m or c. I'm certain that means something. Someone is sending you a cosmic message about ??? Men Candy? Melting Chocolate? Malevolent Cats? Oh sorry, that last one was probably meant for me...

at least your "f" key isn't stuck. ;)

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